I have a postcard that says “I have a brain and a uterus and I use both” tucked into the corner of my mirror. That should probably answer your question of whether or not I’m a feminist. Honestly, stupidest fucking question ever to ask me (even though quite a few men have asked). Why wouldn’t I want equal rights? Anyway, not the point. I was thinking about that card this morning and I realized I don’t use my uterus (seriously, I don’t even menstruate – kinda archaic). I mean I think it’s still there although I can’t actually confirm that as fact. Anyway, I would really like a postcard or heck maybe even a shirt or cute tote bag that says “I have a brain and a vagina and I use both.” Maybe I’ll even throw in an “often” at the end. Fuck slut shaming.